I kind of like “Rules Nazi” - No drop for you!!!
— Pete Sasaki
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
— John Updike
Swing hard in case you hit it.
— Dan Marino aka Mark Ito
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
— Mickey Mantle
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
— Lord Robertson
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
— Henny Youngman
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.
— Craig Stadler
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
— Arnold Palmer
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
— Raymond Floyd
